i own my own pet virus


ilostmyfear0ffalling:

a-bit-not-good-yeah:

iknewiwasagoner:

i’m sorry, but do you know where i live?

do you?

Everything is available in my country. 

sorry you were saying

HA.


  • Mirror: Hey man looking sexy
  • Camera: What is this creature
Via Simply the funniest!

pricksatmywindow:

at my funeral when they’re lowering me into the ground i demand they play drop it like its hot

Via u ok?
  • me: i'll do this later
  • 2 hours later
  • me: shit
Via Simply the funniest!




methlabrador:

i wish i was an airplane pilot because at random points during the flight i would go on the intercom and just scream 

Via u ok?


stylators:

imagine if i was famous and you would all be like “i followed her once”

Via

petewentzemolobster:

it’s all fun and games until the-absolute-funniest-posts reblogs it

Via Hilariously Offensive
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